Total Medals Earned: 202 (From 65 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,455 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 4/15 (45/280 points)
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/305 points)
Lose against the boss
Read all the instructions of the game
Watch the credits of the game
Replay the game after completing it in hard mode
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Defeat the boss and complete the game in normal mode
Get a total score of 2500 or more points in normal mode
Get a total score of 5700 or more points in hard mode, very difficult!
Defeat the boss and complete the game in hard mode
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/115 points)
Defeat Agness
Unlock Complete Arsenal
Kill Something with a Grenade
Let the Creators Live!
Defeat Claudette
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/400 points)
Complete the first area.
Complete the first bonus stage
Complete the second bonus stage
Complete the third bonus stage
Complete the final bonus stage
Complete the third area
Complete the second area
Complete the final area
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 13/18 (220/495 points)
Mine 20 Pieces of Coal
Reach a Depth of 300 Meters
Mine 20 Pieces of Iron
Mine 20 Pieces of Silver
Mine 20 Emeralds
Clear 5% of the Map
Mine 20 Pieces of Gold
Mine 20 Saphires
Reach a Depth of 600 Meters
Reach a Depth of 1000 Meters
Mine 20 Rubies
Find the Ancient Remains
Clear 10% of the Map
Mine 20 Diamonds
Find the Source of the Signal
Find 10 Giant Gems
Find all the Treasure
Clear 25% of the Map
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Beat the 5th wave
Beat the 15th wave
Beat the 30th wave
Die on wave 50
Unlock all in-game achievements
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/17 (160/480 points)
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing the balloon
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers